The Spoon of Doom!

Deep in the underbelly of CrayCray is a creature lurking so hideous, it strikes fear into the hearts of every man, woman and child old enough to pour their own cereal. Really. It was very innocent. SOMMMEOONNNE poured cereal and other food into a pot in the sink. This slurry was a slimy newtonian glob. […]


I haven’t felt much like writing on here lately.  There are some things that have been hanging over our heads.  It use to be that I would lay this stuff on people.  But truthfully, everyone’s tired of it.  I’m tired of it.  I love being in Craycray… Still. I only miss my big giant king […]

Hot Cakes

Know what I love about CrayCray? She’s not perfect. I’ve lived in one of those sticks and bricks subs. You know. Cookie cutter houses where as soon as one dude goes out and mows his lawn, there is an obligatory movement by the rest of the men folk. And I hated it! All that fakeness. […]

Passports and Burban

So. Crayman has this habit of being on his own time. I’ve decided that he’s already on South African time. Because they might show up an hour late for a meeting or run a meeting 2 hours long. I on the other hand am not. I am on straight American time. I plan. Have lists. […]

What’s in a name?

Cray Crays.  It will be the Cray Cray bus! When we announced some time ago that we were contemplating selling everything and moving into a bus or RV so that we could more easily pursue mission deputation, this is what was mockingly being said about us. Hurtful.  Mean. I chewed on this for quite some […]

Get Your Heels on!

Do you KNOW how much RV wheels cost?! Seriously.  You may as well buy a new RV when the babies wear out.  That is, unless you know someone who knows someone. We have a friend that has a friend that is a scrapper.  And what does he scrap?  Neener neener neeeeener.  RV’s So he dug […]


Welcome to the Cray Crays Roll! We are real excited about what God’s doin’ in our lives.  We recently sold our house and are starting this cray cray adventure.  The Ole girls been bought and just waitin’ for us.  She’s needing some new shoes.  And a little make up.  She’s let herself go in a […]